Letter to the Editor

To the Editor:

I am writing to you on a problem I have found within the paper I have received this morning. First and foremost I will tell you that I am not writing to placate you. This letter will be direct and not the least bit diffident. Though we may have incongruity in our opinions I hope you will consider this letter even if it you see it as morose.

I abhor the article I found on the front page this morning. I found that article to be implausible. The very thought about aliens landing in a spaceship in the back yard of a local citizen’s house is ridiculous. I felt the writings about this event to be made up by a charlatan; nothing makes sense though the writer claims to know everything about these supposed aliens. I feel you are in dearth with publishing credible stories. This is not the first time that something this absurd has been published.

Your stories are toxic to those of this provincial area. Now men and women young and old will think that aliens truly are invading the backyards of their neighbor’s houses. These words posted are a conflagration to our society.
I advise you keep a vigilant eye on the stories you are reviewing and to expunge any lunatic stories such as aliens invading a local citizens backyard. If more stories of this sort are published than I will reiterate my story to those in command above you.

~ Emosque